About misha

Nothing says meteoric success like chasing the coat-tails of those with actual talent and work ethic who’ve made names for themselves. Misha has broken many world records in the high-pressure sport of mooching off others. The guy knows how to ride his co-stars success better than Filipe Masetti Leiti rode Frenchie, Bruiser and Dude. 

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Who doesn’t like doing good deeds for humanity out of the goodness of their hearts, even when no one is looking? Misha... Misha doesn’t. Unless the spotlight is firmly fixed in his direction, with all the accolades of his surrounding sycophants, Misha isn’t likely to do anything that isn’t 99.9999% self-serving or to meet famous people. But when he does, it gives him a raging 2” boner that lasts for tens of seconds.